My Man and The Gremlins

Thought you'd like a run down of the main cast of characters I drone on and on about.

My Man- My bestest friend. Dancer of crazy dances. Laugher of my stupid antics. Cruncher of the numbers. Reader of books I'd rather not waste my time on. Husband since 1996 and one of the best men I've had the privilege of knowing.

Socrates: aka Chaz- 10 yr old male gremlin. Everything he is told is cause for questioning on his part. He is also the King of Non-sequiturs.

9 yr old female gremlin. She is a creative genius specializing in the construction of anything cardboard. Being creative tends to sway her moods, but being an artist myself, I usually cut her some slack.

Jackelope- 7 yr old male gremlin. What can I say? Just read the posts under his category. He's top heavy. He's zany. He's sensitive. He's Jackelope. You'll never meet another gremlin quite like him.

The Cuteness: aka Xavier- nearing 2 years and turning very gremlin like lately. He's making me feel very old and tired. Oy. But he's too cute to stay mad at for very long.



And while I'm not one to include pets in the family fun facts, I do, on occasion, write about said beasts so here are their blurbs.

Cooper--microcephalic hyena. There's some pug, some Pomeranian, and we're told some poodle. That must be why he looks like a hyena. Either way, as you can see, he's happy to meet you.

Webster the pee pee monster. He's almost a year old and happily not peeing on the floor so much. However, he is a Master of Sneakiness and Deception. Big Time Naughty.

The Jerk--aka Pedro the magic cat. Actually the only magic he has in his possession is the magic of being the biggest jerk on the face of the earth. But there is one part of his heart that is tender. And that's the part that is best buds with Cooper. They are real live BFF's. And sadly, he has a new home called Outside, since he started peeing on all my stuff. Jerk.